Messyfilter

Right now in California, it is possible for two people to get married despite the fact that it flies directly in the face of all the things that pure-blooded, real Americans should hold dear. People in this group cannot produce children. In addition, the thought of people in this group having sex is a reality that many Americans find repellent, and in fact, even the natural world points to the fact that sexual acts between people in this group was never intended by God. Based on the criteria that conservatives hold dear, I am making a call to arms for right-thinking Americans to draft a proposal for a constitutional amendment banning marriage within this social group.

The social group I refer to, of course, is Senior Citizens.